OH MY GOD... I am going on a date. I know, its not shocking because I do hang out with friends/boyfriends/x-boyfriends/dudes I don't care for/myself quite often, but the onset of things unseen is so exciting.
Actually, I haven't "thought" about it much, you know what that means... A FUN TIME HAD BY ALL! I just want to buy a cute dress. Janette said that I should wear the launch dress with flats. I look particularly dashing today with my pencil dress on, but do I want to throw my big ass at the dude so quickly, probably not. On the other hand, my breast show threw in almost everything I wear. And my thighs, forget it. My thighs have a life of their own. I actually have named them. Joe and Joaquin. Joe is a little more tolerant. A little stronger, but hurts more when the day is too long. Joaquin is looser, but I don't know how. He thinks he is slick because his leg is a little shorter than Joe so he can get away with rubbing against shit to create a little thing we women like to call.... THAT RUG BURN. Damn!
Well, the summer is almost over and tights are coming back and therefore, (because there is a God), I will have a little less black rub and little more tight ass, better known as Sonya.
I'm hoping the ass and thighs work together as a cohesive movement tomorrow, so we all enjoy our evening. Me, Sonya, Joaquin and Joe. I'll get back to you.
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Hi... is this ebonni? This is Ebonni right?? Wow, ok.... um. still laughing at this thing you call "your" blog lol. Dont really know wat to say except wat next.... wat are you gonna name the boobs? I think its only fair to name them too since they tend to "show through everything you wear" which I disagree cuz I would have been let you know about it!
You're too funny. Naming your thighs. There your best assett.
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