He's cumming for her...

Is it weird that Noelani is looking for honeymoon destinations? Yes. But it isn't weird for the reasons you are thinking. Not because she has only been dating for 6 months and 2 weeks... oh no! But because it was suppose to be me first. I don't know why and I know it is selfish, but if I become that girl that has to put another fucking smile on her face because yet another bitch ass has found love, I'm going to puke. Ok... I'm done!

I am happy for Noa... I really am! {I am too cool for school} one is good for her. He is her equal. Actually, as I type this madness, I realize that it really doesn't matter. That in the end, we all find love. But can I tell you, I have had that, "I kissed a girl and i liked it" song in my head for over a month. I have this fear that I'll hum it on the 4/5 and "THE ONE" will hear me and think I'm gay and get off at Atlantic and I won't be able to explain... sorry... I'm done!

{I am too cool for school} is a great guy. I hope they live happily fucking ever after. I really do. In fact, I'm sure of it. At this point my gratitude list for tonight is that I have a business that is making no money and forces me to be around my business partner 24/7. Can I get someone to cum for me?

I'm not confused, but...